SCIENTOLOGY Paid $10,000 so far and all I’ve got to show for it is this stupid ass hat (Christopher Lloyd) Perhaps a haircut would be helpful. Picture by: dunno source Caption by: PastorBob2 via Poster Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

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Submitted by: strayers via Submission Page When Grandma Evelyn finds out what you‘ve been doing with all those hours she spent teaching you to crochet, she is NOT going to be happy about it.

Breaking News – FRIEND REQUEST WAS DENIED (Chris Crocker) This isn’t even the first time! Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Psych0path77 via Breaking News Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

Baby sitter: $50.00 Failing at your life: Priceless (Britney Spears) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: godofcheezburger via Advanced Lol Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

Lady GaGa and Beyoncé’s long-awaited video for “Telephone” premiered last night. True to form, the 10-minute clip featured wild fashion, insane story lines, over-the-top product placement, and that Lady GaGa-specific brand of pretension that will both please her fans and enrage her detractors. Let us know what you thought about the video in the poll (you can vote for up to 3 options)! View This Poll trends And if you missed them the first time around, check out the “Telephone” Video Caption Contest winners !

EXCITEMENT We’re all just brimming with joy here! (Cast of the Lord Of The Rings) I suppose you could say that they’re a bit … Picture by: dunno source Caption by: shanebc01 via Poster Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

Just as Oscar season has come and gone, so has our Academy Awards Caption Contest. Thanks for all of your creative captioning and hard work. Oh, and I suppose you probably want to read some of the wonderful captions that flooded into our office.

SEX SCANDALS They’re so much more humorous in Northern Ireland (Embattled Northern Irish politicians Iris and Peter Robinson) It’s everywhere, you know.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page Jerry’s Russian mail-order bride—finally scheduled to arrive at the train depot tonight—had asked him, “You wheel whet for me on da platforms, yes?” He was just trying to make her happy.