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Wahlberg’s getting a star. I’d like to say something like, “Boy, they’ll give Hollywood stars to anyone”, but then I decided, well, I suppose it makes sense he would get his. He’s been nothing if not prolific, and in all actuality, by my count, he’s done around ten good movies. Really, very few stinkers. So congrats, Marky Mark. This would have been way funnier if it was his dad buying him a star on star registry, but either way, let’s all send pleasurable vibrations his way… vibrations, good like Sunkist. MARK WAHLBERG Source: Hollywood Reporter Caption by: mtf2137 » Recaption This! » View All Captions

Propaganda is so boring. If you’re going to brainwash people, why not make it funky fresh?

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Okay, not exactly, but she was arrested for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, which is the very essence of her existence. TRY TO AVOID GETTIN’ PUNCHED IN THE FACE IN THE SLAMMER, SNOOKS! Source: New York Daily News Source: TMZ

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Caption by: Lonewulf Oh, God, the “Death Panels” again… (Barack Obama) I too has an urge…

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