Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

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STRESS Yeah, tell me about your bad day at the office again. One day you’ll all come home What is happening in the picture

… and that’s me taking … taking over the world (Haley Joel Osment) Leave that to the experts. (Via Pundit Kitchen) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: urobo via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

Submitted by: Anna Listen, kid, there are certain things that you just don’t do. You don’t mess with a mama bear’s cubs unless you want to get mauled. You don’t refuse another serving of meatballs from your grandma unless you want to get slapped upside the head

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how does all that ego fit in to that tiny little man? (Kayne West) Ask him Picture by: dunno source Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

And to think, in MY day this was considered ‘Trampy’! (Veronica Lake) And this is what’s acceptable now .. Picture by: dunno source Caption by: loganoneil via Advanced Lol Builder » View All Captions

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… and while contemplating Benjamin Franklin’s views on Resolution … “Resolve to perform what you ought. Perform without fail what you resolve” … I thought about Rousseau’s meditations on solitude … (Paris Hilton) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: mandyangela via Advanced Lol Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions