MILEY CYRUS Miley Cyrus has split from Liam “You’ve Never Heard of Me Before I Stared Dating Miley” Hemsworth. Normally, this “news” wouldn’t be very newsworthy, except for the fact that Miley’s relationship with Liam brought about some of the BEST Miley quotes of all time.  Like when Miley told Teen Vogue, “I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel

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Katy Perry has no time for your assless chaps, young Billy Ray Cyrus spawn. She got in an underground jab on Miley telling  Billboard magazine, “I’m not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, ‘Oh, I’m in assless chaps!’ or ‘I can’t be tamed! I’ve already been through that phase.” But the biggest nugget of truth Perry drops on us, via Just Jared : “I’m not saying, ‘Oh, my God! ‘California Gurls’ is a f—ing genius opus!’ I just know what kind of card this summer needs, and that’s the one I’m playing.” It’s music KP, not cards of crap

Decimating your faith in society, one pre-teen girl at a time: Mr Asdfg Qwerty – “That’s an scary Zerg.” Thanks for the comparison, commenter! This is for the rest of you nerds!

CAPS LOCK turn it off before talking to your friends. (Miley Cyrus) And turn it off before you log into your Twitter

STILL Better than Miley Cyrus (Britney Spears) Britters has had her dark times, too.

Video by: dunno source You know you want to see the classic original again, even just to compare/contrast.

Am I right, or am I right? In the fight against pants , I do my part: I never wear pants after 9 p.m. Doesn’t matter where I’m at

When I was your age, the Earth didn’t HAVE a crust! We walked on the mantle, and we were DAMN GRATEFUL when air was invented! ! (Abe “Grampa” Simpson) He may be old, but you shouldn’t disregard him completely. Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Clara Chatham via Advanced Lol Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions Earth – Mantle – Crust – Earth science – Plate tectonics

IT’S AWKWARD When someone shows up wearing the same dress but looks better than you (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Miley Cyrus) So awkward. Picture by: christii Caption by: Sombrero via Poster Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions Miley Cyrus – People – Persia – History – Ancient